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A couple plan to hold their wedding on a shoestring budget in a small, understaffed, bed and breakfast pub that is run by a narcoleptic barman and his wife who are about to lose their business to debt collectors. Against the odds, they strive to honour this one last wedding party. However a drunken registrar, a debt collector and an escaped pet tortoise add to their troubles. What else can possibly go wrong?  


  • All scripts are sent in the form of a PDF.  You may request a reading copy.  No performance may take place without a licence. 

    Licences include unlimted printing rights. 

    The cost of a single script purchase will be refunded if you produce the play at a future date

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